Uber Extreme Lyft Ride Chronicles
It’s too fucking hot. I guess I can say that again without sarcasm. It’s too fucking hot. I read somewhere a couple weeks ago that Iran City was 165 degrees. I thought that was a joke until I read the article and learned how that is calculated. The temperature was 115, this is acceptable and I have been in situations such as that in the past. It’s no picnic but you know. The thing was the humidity was 90 percent. So basically the entire city of Iran was like a gargantuan Bikram Yoga studio with the possibility of sunburn.
Time to strip down and start stretching on my roof. Fitness and getting a tan, what more could a girl want.
So if that is the case, it’s not too hot and I am just a whiny bitch. Let me rephrase, I know i’m a whiny bitch, but that’s neither here nor there.
The heat is a pain to deal with when I’m sitting in the car for an hour shuffling people around Los Angeles. I could turn on the A/C, but… I don’t know. The California sun is such a blazing beacon that the only way to stop the heat is to turn on the A/C full and then it chills the car down for a bit until the passengers get out then we have to start all over again.
The sun seems to heat all the air just inside the window and the war of heat begins again. I have a black car so I’m starting out at a loss. Sometimes the A/C starts to win and I start getting stuffed up and anyway, hot as it is, I like the fresh air.
Traffic isn’t as bad for me because I’m getting paid, but this is how hot it is. I just want to get this trip done and get them out, then maybe I can find a trip that is leaving the downtown area. Shuffling people around downtown Los Angeles is quite the taxing trip to hell, (see what I did there?)
I just want to get out of the area, but as it will take me twenty minutes to get to away on my own so I might as well make as much money as I can while I’m here.
I keep saying I want to get my camera and walk around here one day, making a chronicle of all the street art I see, but as a workaholic I wonder if I will ever take that opportunity. Boo hoo, I know. First world problems. I just hope my internet stays up so I can surf for porn while watching Netflix… who said that?