We hold these truths
to be self-evident
at this moment
that all men are created equal,
until we decide they are not.
are endowed by their Creator
with certain unalienable Rights,
and among these are Life
such as we deem fit,
and the pursuit of Happiness
by preapproved means.
We the people, who stole this land
in Order to form a utopia,
establish just us, in this new world
insure a less savage and primitive land,
provide for our common defense,
and promote our general Welfare,
while securing the Blessings of Liberty
to ourselves and our Posterity,
do ordain and establish this Constitution
for the United States of America.